Monday, April 25, 2005

ok so today is anzac day, me n my mate ronald went over to the anzac march to parade along to commemorate 90yrs of Anzac. it was trivial i tell you, the crowds cheered to us, waving our ozzy flag with pride, it was heart touching, really. we started off from the joint of maquarie street to that street i forgot, then through martin place, townhall , we marched alongside with the bands, waving our arms as we go, towards the cheering crowds.well fair enough. (my pic down there)
later in that afternoon, we head down to manly beach, by the sydney ferries with our uniforms.. filled with pride, and something hillarious happened! u see me and my mate ronald were on the ferry, doing our duties; outlooking towards the ocean minding after enemy ships, pehaps from japs or the turks. well anyways, all that we see was this one stranded boat, with rich people consisting inside it. these supposingly rich guys pose no threat to our nation, and therefore we did not, in anyway assaulted them. but what my fellow aquaintance did must've caused turmoils within their heart, as they were penetrated with gestural insult of a little innocent ozzy kid. ok , so you must be in utter confusion, let me explain what happened.
me n my mate ronald was on the verge of our ferry looking at the boat that i was mentioning about, and somehow this guy and his daughter has also spotted this boat filled with rich people ( shown at the bottom ). and the words that came out of this guys mouth is just appauling! he said to his daughter " hey look, thats a boat! and its filled with rich people!! they're rich people!! and now stick your fingers up on them!" me n my mate ronald couldnt not resist the uber hillarism within these sentences! and ha-ha! we cracked out loud. now to mention how this guy somehow looks alike with that HOST from the Pizza show on SBS at 9:30 monday night! seriously stunning. and to further emphasise of his appauling behaviours, HE fed his seems-to-be-3-yrs-old daughtr with "V" !! that strong drinks that keeps u awake u kno? like RED BULL!! and he did so with pride.. i cant believe that.. huahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahuahua. that was a legend.
well moving along from this long journey from sydney to manly, we got there, and landed on the Anzac cove (i mean... manly wharf). we were lucky, there was no turks on the spot to gattling-gun-us-down with their gattling gun. *lol* and we made it down to the other end of the peninsula and had a swim!! then, 1 - 2 hrs passed, and there we were. anyways then. what comes up nxt was way beyond my EXPECTATION!!
i dug this deep deep trench down the sand, it was close to 1meter deep down the sand, my mate asked me what was it for, and i said that i was preparing to fight of the turks, and hence i will make my self a trench for bunkering. ( in simple, i dug a hole in the ground for nothing, 1 meter deep )
when it was as deep it could've been dug, i had this brilliant idea.. and so i made this one big mistake that could've cost the war to go on for another 4years! ( i meant that, this will cause us cheap labour pain for the next 4hours).
before i kept on going on, im reminding u guys that the reason why i write stuffs like this with unknown metaphors.. is because this is anzac day, which is a memorial on the war that ozzy had served, WWI. and to u fobs i can understand if u dun get wat im sayin, but u can follow on. )
what i did next, was place my mate's shoes down in this deep trench, and burried it alive! haha! he was doomed to find it him self, but things got bad, more n more injuries came in, and eventually there was no resolution to this war, we could not find the shoe somehow, i've completly lost its track, and... i had to resort to help diggin it in. this war continued on for 1 - 2 whole hour, diggin here n there! we really got no idea why we couldnt find it.
so, the commanders decided for me to get some back up from NewZealand, and i did, so i went to the lifeguards and asked them if they could contribute their men to our battle in finding this holy NIKE shoe, but they're KIWIIs MAN!?? what can they do?? i asked them if they could lend us a SHOVEL or two, but all that they did was keeping on asking me why do i need it for n such!! ( actually they were friendly, but they didnt have any shovels!! ) so then, i head back to my headquarters and keep on digging for another 1/2 hours!! we got really desperate and decided to look for shovels our self, and so thats what we did.
i called up sonya to come to the spot to help us dig for the sake of this war. she refused, and didnt sign any treaties... but that was another story. so i went down to the manly shops,.. that was a 20min walk!! cus me n my mate ronald chose the OTHER end of the beach to settle in... nvm bout that. and finally i got a $4 shovel!! i bought 2, that costed me 8 ammos, damn. so then i delivered the shovel thru, and we started diggin again, and after another hour of intense digging WE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE HOLY NIKE SHOE!! Eurika!!!! SHIT!!
but then i realised my MP3 player was missing!! and so we dug n dug for another 2hrs before finding it... that is SHIT!!!!#$%^&*().
and that was today, a long journey. we went back to city, and the both of us craved for Kebab!! but we were down to our last 10c!!! and we had to shiver of our hunger through sydney. bye bye~
Anzac Day. lest we forget. (oh. damn i forgot to buy anzac biscuit)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

after a hard day's work

nah today wasnt much of a hard day's work, i didnt do anything today, i was being lazy today! very lazy! im meant to do work, but i ended up doing nothng. ahh socialising is bad! i think it was BJ who made me watch TV at 7:40, after then i couldnt get back to work, cus computer is on n such... bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

and who's gonna read this blog anyway i ask you?
its 1:13 am sunday 24th april, and i havnt had my dinner yet, i suppose im gonna eat now. bai bai

after a hard day's work

nah today wasnt much of a hard day's work, i didnt do anything today, i was being lazy today! very lazy! im meant to do work, but i ended up doing nothng. ahh socialising is bad! i think it was BJ who made me watch TV at 7:40, after then i couldnt get back to work, cus computer is on n such... bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

and who's gonna read this blog anyway i ask you?
its 1:13 am sunday 24th april, and i havnt had my dinner yet, i suppose im gonna eat now. bai bai

my first BLOGGER blog

hey hey.
im just testing these stuffs.... test 1 test1
ehm ehm

lol
today i talked to shipuu my lubeli sister!
and sonya dogged my today!! omg!